Mans New Best Friend

I am sittingin the G.S.T sex shop in west London, peering up a plastic vagina. I don't do this regularly. However a few weeks ago I viewed a news video about some folks in Germany who have reported a pharmacy to the German equal opportunities comisison because of sexual discrimination.

The reason, is that they keeps sex toys for lasses, but not for fellas. Now people don't usually talk about this, they rabbit on about the rabbit, but the rubber vagina has yet to have its Sex and the City moment. So what is out there, Or rather, what is in there?

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Steve Jones is the stocker for G.S.T. He is small and he looks tired, but he takes me through the racks of men's toys with the intensity of a man discussing drill bits. "The big thing at the moment are the anal toys," he says, waving at a wall of Rocks Off Naughty Boy prostate massagers. "Men seem to have discovered their bums at last. Straight men didn't used to want to buy anything anal," he beams at me – the Fleshlight, "That's all changed."

Together we peruse inflatable dolls there is an obese one called Fatima the Fully Functioning Sex Doll, who I feel a weird compassion for and some vaginas. I fingered one. It has the feel of rotting jelly.

It felt dead. "Guys usually buy these to use by themselves," Alfonze says. He points out the Juicy Lucy portable can, which looks like a beer can but has both a vagina and an anus inside, and the Fleshlight, a torch containing a vagina. Both look like they were made by the ever-smiling Q for James Bond, "Now, Bond, if you press this a vagina will shoot out!"

Toys are a lot more acceptable now than they used to be. There seems to be more mixing between the mainstream and us. People speak more of female sextoys than male ones. There is such a large market. Why is this, Why do women wave their rabbits at the world while men hide their rubber vaginas?

Sextoys for men don't look quite as er gentle as female sex toys. A dildo looks more attractive than a fake vagina. It cant be said that the vagina is an ugly thing. You cannot say it looks like a face a car door slammed into.

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