I had been happily married for more years than I care to remember to Mrs. Helios and bless her little button nose she had never once complained about the size of the old chap. Christ when we were young it was wham, bam and thank you mam. We hadn't heard of fore-play when I and a young Miss Dempsey (Mrs. Helios before she agreed to marry me) used to fumble around in the back of my Cadillac. The Karma Sutra was a place the capital of

Well for one thing I thought why the hell not! I maybe old but I wasn’t going to grow even older meekly and yes I admit I know my penis isn’t the biggest. It is about 4.5 inches when erect. That is below average and why should I settle for that even if I haven’t got that many year left in the tank. I decided why not try and go for a bit of extra length and go out with a bang. Even if it didn’t work it would give me and the old girl something to laugh about and might spice up the old love life for a day or two.

Hence I ended up with my 66 year old wife on the internet looking up penis extenders. Well I can tell you that there is a world out there that beggars belief. I and Mrs. Helios had quite a lot of fun searching through the web. I think we both blushed on several occasions when we landed on a few quite mucky sites.

Well then it was four days later and there it was in a box on the kitchen table. It was certaainly something to contemplate over the breakfast tea and toast. The good thing was the box wasn’t marked so at least the postman didn’t know what we were up to. I was little scared to be honest about opening it up to see what was inside. I left it on the kitchen table that day as I can only handle so much excitement for a man my age.