Now then I am in my 60's ladies and gents. It is 9.00 am and I am grumpy. I have slept to well and now I finally open the box that has been sitting on my table since yesterday where I had left it.

I have my dear wife sat next to me. We are sat in silence she is there with a cup of sloppy joe and I have a nice earl grey. The box is just sitting there and a word hasn't been said. I have a short in take of breath. The  Andro Penis  is really here!

"I guess it is now or never then" I say.

"Yep" says the wife. She has always been direct and straight to the point; that is why I married her.

The wife Opens the box and looks at the instructions a smile is etched across her face it get wider as she looks at some of the equipment. "You old fool what are you doing?" she says.

"Hell if I know dear just thought why not." I answer.

"Silly sod, still I am game for a laugh, go on lets see what it does then" she says with just a hint of sarcasm.

"I am not putting it on in front of you!" I protest.

"Hey how long have we been married? I think I have seen everything. We don't have secrets from each other. Besides looking at that I don't think you can do it alone. You are as young as you used to be" she pipes up.

"Well thank you very much, a man still has his pride love" I answer. I make my way up the stairs. I get to the bathroom and close the door.

Well the Andro Penis has a few pieces but isn't that that hard to figure out. The instructions seem to make it quite easy even for an old gipper like myself. I am only mildly out of breath when I am done. There the Andro Penis is strapped to my manhood. The elastic that goes just underneath the head of the penis is fine. I thought it might be a little uncomfortable but really as I look in the mirror I just feel like Robo-penis.

I am supposed to wear it for at least four hours. Well after the first two. I don't feel too bad. Yes I am aware it is there but I am walking around with a contraption on my flaccid dick and life isn't too bad considering. I get to four hours and decide to wear it for another two hours.

I have been down to the shops and did some food shopping around the supermarket and was conscious of the Andro Penis I must admit. You do know it is ther whn you are wearing it. Hell I wouldn’t wear a pair of bicycle shorts with this thing but then again I am over 60 years of age and wouldn't wear bicycle short anyway. Personally I think lycra should be band unless you are a true athlete but that is another story.

All I can say after my first day is that the feeling of the Andro Penis wasn't too bad and I can certainly live with it. I will see how the first week goes before I really see how I feel about it. I wonder if it gets uncomfortable over time? Still though on first reaction I would give it a 8 out of 10.

AND NO MY PENIS ISN'T BIGGER YET.

Cheers

John